AN EXTREMELY RESPONSIBLE ACTION RPG
Crazy
Weapon Man
Weapon Man
Crazy Weapon Man starts at Level 1 with a deeply unimpressive Training Sword. He is crazy for weapons, has no loyalty or build plan, and cares about one thing: the highest DPS number currently available. The rarity ladder begins humble and eventually stops making legal sense.
RULE OF THE RUN: if you pick up a weapon with higher estimated DPS, Crazy Weapon Man immediately equips it. No exceptions. No sentimental swords.
LOCAL DPS CHAMPIONNo weapon has earned the throne yet.
← → move • Alt jump • Ctrl attack • A weapon skill • Shift dash
Music begins when the run starts.
Phones/tablets get touch controls automatically; landscape recommended.
OFFLINE BUILD — NO INTERNET OR SERVER REQUIRED
Music begins when the run starts.
Phones/tablets get touch controls automatically; landscape recommended.
OFFLINE BUILD — NO INTERNET OR SERVER REQUIRED
CURRENT OBSESSION • HIGHEST DPS WINS
HP
MANA
XP
RIFT
LV
DPS UPGRADE DETECTED
CTRL ATTACK
A WEAPON SKILL
SHIFT DASH
ALT JUMP
LANDSCAPE RECOMMENDED • DESKTOP IS STILL THE MAIN EVENT
ATTACKHOLD
TOUCH LEFT • JOYSTICK ANYWHERE
TOUCH RIGHT • ATTACK ANYWHERE
BOSS ENCOUNTER
BOSS DEFEATED • CHOOSE ONE TERRIBLE LIFE DECISION
PICK A BOON
RIFT TRAVERSED
DPS is the only religion here. Higher number = immediately equipped.